ZOOM ZOOM - BOOM BOOM - Mazda V Symbol Shaped Onion Ring - VIRAL!!!

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ZOOM ZOOM - BOOM BOOM - Mazda V Symbol Shaped Onion Ring - VIRAL!!!
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Mazda Shaped Onion Ring
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Truly a timeless delicacy, this delectable spectacle was found nearly ten years ago! While on a road trip we were eating onion rings and this one stood out and so it was saved from the gastric destruction of the day. Saved, wrapped in a napkin, hauled back home in a backpack and ultimately forgotten about, it sat in a box until recently rediscovered. A testament to its high quality craftsmanship and sophistication, like that of an actual Mazda, the ring has continued to endure. We highly recommend that you do not ever risk tasting this now. With over ten years it
may
have aged like a fine wine, but more than likely it has become a desiccated poison bomb and
should not be consumed or even tasted
.
We guess the winning bidder has the right to pull the chrome badge off of their Mazda and replace it with this much more unique symbol. We don’t promise it will fit or last if you do so, but hey it’s your car so you do you. It weighs 8.7 grams, has a circumference of 5cm, and a height of 1cm. A unique coincidence? A sign from above? An attempt to telepathically sell us a Mazda that day? Or just elaborate marketing? However it came to be it can now be yours.
We will take the ultimate in care while packaging this for the winning bidder but with the age we are
not going to guarantee
that it will make it through the potential abuses of the post office and get to you in one piece. If it arrives broken we still do not recommend putting your lips upon it in the temptation you might have. We cannot guarantee that aliens have not been living in it over the last ten years, and we all know how dirty those little buggers can be.
Of course we are hoping that a crazy Mazda fanatic or highly paid Mazda executive just can’t live with out this one of a kind item and the bidding goes to a million or more dollars but we also realize that if it goes to a million it will likely be a million Zimbabwe dollars (look it up: a million Zimbabwe dollars is crap load of zeros behind the decimal points before you get to actual money). One thing is for sure, it would make an exceptionally savory gift for any Mazda fanatic or rare food connoisseur! Zoom Zoom!!!
The napkin that it had been wrapped in was forever stained a yellowish green from the oil being wicked out of the onion ring over the years. We are including a picture of the napkin but it is not included in the auction as we are not sure if represents a hazmat situation or not. If there is a popular demand for the napkin we
reserve the right
to include it in the package for free or auction it in a separate auction.
Make sure to
share this auction
with your non Mazda driving friends as after seeing the endurance of this onion ring they may want to buy an actual Mazda of their own. Have fun, good luck outbidding your competition, and please no actual kicking and punching each other to try and win this one.
**NOT FOR CONSUMPTION**
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