My Masters Degree!!!

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Hello kind soul,
Have you ever wanted an MFA in screenwriting? Have you ever wanted to attend film school from a prestigious Southern California university but couldn’t afford it or didn’t have the time? Did you get a meaningless degree for undergrad and your dream has always been to get an equally meaningless masters degree?
LOOK NO FURTHER!
I am offering my MFA degree in screenwriting for 97% off! That’s right! 97% off! Feel free to do the math and figure out for yourself how much I paid for this beauty! (I’m too depressed to type the actual figure myself!)
Did you do it? Wow! Right?! What a discount I’m offering you! And you won’t have to pay insanely high interest on a loan for that amount that you can never escape!
What you get:
My diploma as pictured. But wait! There’s more! I will send the diploma in the picture frame (see picture) that I got from Walmart for over !
I cannot guarantee this but I also believe that you will receive incredible amounts of good karma for helping out a recent grad! Also, in my book, you will go down as an absolute legend. I promise to pay you respect and homage if I hit it big in Hollywood! And If I don’t, I will still pay you respect and homage at the homeless shelter, or possibly event a tent city somewhere!
Why am I doing this? 1. I’m broke! 2. You know in monopoly when you need to make a power move but you don’t have cash? You liquidate! And this is a major asset that I can liquidate. I think I’m ahead of my time. Maybe one day people will offer their degrees to others for 90+% off and we can all share the love! Maybe like an air BnB for degrees! Rent it and realize that it’s probably not worth it!
No worries for you though, you will have this diploma forever!
Feel free to ask me any questions you’d like. I have nothing but love for anyone who clicked on this and read this.
And for that special someone that is about to hit that buy it now button, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and when one day in the future I have an abundance of funds and I see someone in need, I will certainly pay it forward.
Oh yeah and FREE SHIPPING!!