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Evil Horrifying LOBSTER Baby Plush Mutation by Sugar Loaf (China)
Evil Horrifying LOBSTER Baby Plush Mutation by Sugar Loaf (China)
Evil Horrifying LOBSTER Baby Plush Mutation by Sugar Loaf (China)
Evil Horrifying LOBSTER Baby Plush Mutation by Sugar Loaf (China)
Evil Horrifying LOBSTER Baby Plush Mutation by Sugar Loaf (China)
Evil Horrifying LOBSTER Baby Plush Mutation by Sugar Loaf (China)
Evil Horrifying LOBSTER Baby Plush Mutation by Sugar Loaf (China)

Evil Horrifying LOBSTER Baby Plush Mutation by Sugar Loaf (China)

$ 253.43

Availability: 100 in stock
  • Condition: Every child in my extended family now has their dream space invaded by nightmares of this horrific lobster baby. Made in China, likely toxic, mild damage and soiled from childish attempts to break it into pieces. KEEP THIS THING AWAY FROM CHILDREN!!!
  • Refund will be given as: Money Back
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Seller
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted

    Description

    Evil Horrifying LOBSTER Baby Plush Mutation by Sugar Loaf (China)
    They say the road to perdition is paved with good intentions...  I don't know what the maker had in mind, but this thing
    is not right.  You might think that this is an unabashed effort to make this evil someone else's problem (for $), and you
    would be right.  Please get this thing out of my and my family's life.
    I have thrown this thing away three times... and it's still here!  I have given it away twice... and it's still here!  Stop the
    haunting.  Get revenge for the times you had to sit your nieces and nephews.  Give an otherwise balanced person
    something to be concerned about...
    On the bright side, free shipping to the lucky winner!  No returns... you have been warned.